Day 2.5

The blogger is messy and terrible, so I had to post twice to cover day 2.

After arriving at the general store I saw something amazing, incredible and majestic... It wasnt a flashlight, it wasnt a copy of Half life 3, it wasnt a minifig of Brick Astley...

Now I know what it feels like to have a beutiful new wig.

Day 2

Dear Diary

After a quick nap on the streets I decided it was a good idea to look at the shops and mabye find a place to live.

The two police officers running towards town hall was kind of wierd, especially because I could have sworn I heard gunshots and maniacle laughter, but hey, not my problem.

On my quick visit to the Grocery store, I pondered why there was only one employee, and why it was so small, and why it mixed the meat section with the produce section!

I also found it incredibly frustrating that the one employee, this.. pastry woman was so greedy on the aspect of money! I gave her pocket lint and a staple, thats far more interesting than the products I got from the store.

As I ran from the greedy woman I pondered on what other interesting shops I could find in this town. All I hope for is a store that sells flashlights. I HATE the dark!

I wonder if the grocery lady would agree...

Day 1

This is a new blog about a minifig's life in Brikinville, the most hobo filled town ever.

Dear journal,

The train ride from the last Brikinville was so pleasent, although I beleive the people working on the train didn't appreciate my loud music.

When I arrived I decided that the very first thing I should do is apply to be a police officer, I think im a shoe-in, I've been reading alot of "Concerned" lately. I wonder why this town has a missile silo in it, or why a man with so many guns has to guard it. Its not like this place has constant wars... I hope.

Town hall was pretty interesting.... must. resist. urge. to press. vault button. I heard rumors that this town had a sweet janitorial team, and that they have the lowest death rate of any occupation in this town! If thats true, I wonder how many mailmen die a day... I probably shouldnt worry, police officers would NEVER die in a sweet place like this!.

I was suprised how fast I could get an interview with the mayor and the chief of police, and that man in the suit with his briefcase had better not push that vault button before I do. I am SO going to get this officer position, luckily im proficient with bludgeoning weapons. That AND I play Half life 2 a lot. I wonder if as soon as I get the job I can get the force renamed to be "Civil Protection". that sounds so much cooler.

I said to the mayor that if I was going to get the job, I would be dedicated! I also mentioned Half life 2 alot... Anyways, I promised daily beatings to civilians, oppresive force, extra beatings to minoritys... the works! As god as my witness, I shall never go a day without beating up someone!

I guess they were not looking for the go-gettem type of officer. Mabye Ill have more luck joining the Janitorial team.

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